Since I suspect I will be no more successful this year in keeping my resolutions than any of my prior years, let’s have some fun!
2018 New Year’s Resolutions, Bitter Old Bat Style!
- World Peace!
- Wear matching socks.
- Exercise until my boobs inflate to their previously magnificent position.
- Give money to every vagrant who approaches my car in traffic without wondering if they will earn more that day than I do.
- Faithfully watch the new every day because staying informed will make me happier about my place in the world.
- Never again call a dumb ass a dumb ass as soon as I hang up the phone or walk away.
- Sleep with every man who asks me because 15 minutes of fun is better than learning to be happy with myself.
- Oh, what the heck, I will faithfully blog every day perchance to enhance the lives of my fellow man because I am just that good.