This is one of those days when I woke up pissy and going to work just made it worse. I am about to kick someone’s ass. It doesn’t matter whose. Yours will do just as well as the next guy.
I am sick to death of answer people’s questions only for them not to listen and then ask me to repeat it. I feel like warning them up front that I intend to only say it once, so write it down or go fuck yourself.