He Says, She Hears

She says: I don’t sleep around. I like to be in a committed relationship prior to sex.
He hears: I like sex.

He says: I’ve been divorced for five years. I’m in no hurry to jump into marriage.
She hears: I’ve been divorced for five years. I’m ready to date and consider a more serious relationship some time in the future.

She says: No, I don’t want sex right now.
He hears: I don’t like sex.

He says: I just want FWB.
She hears: You are a temporary part of my life until I find someone better.

She says: I’m in a committed relationship, but we can chat.
He hears: I like to cheat.

 

Get the picture?

 

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